Alt.Obituaries FAQ

Q1:   I'm not sure if someone is dead, how should I inquire?

A1:   Their name + a "?" in the header. Ex: Don Adams?

Q2:   Someone is dead, how should I post?

A2:   Their name in the header. Ex: Barry Goldwater

Q3:   That was easy.  Anything else?

A3:   Source information would be nice.  "Aunt Bessie in Cleveland called
      and told me" doesn't quite cut it.

Q4:   What are some good sources of information about living and dead 
      people that I can check before embarrassing myself on this 
      newsgroup?

A4:   http://www.cnn.com/ CNN Interactive
      http://dpsinfo.com/ Dead People Server
      http://www.dejanews.com/ DejaNews - Searchable Usenet Archive
      http://us.imdb.com/search Internet Movie Database
      http://whosaliveandwhosdead.com Who's Alive and Who's Dead
      http://www.youreouttahere.com/ You're Outta Here!

Q5:   Some moron posted an apparent death notice for someone who is alive.
      What should I do?

A5:   Do whatever the hell you want, but think about changing the header
      to reflect the correct status.

Q6:   I think someone is going to die real, I mean real real soon like
      and I'm sitting here with my bowl of Wheaties, my TV set and my
      computer just itchin' to post.  Should I just in case?

A6:   NO.

Q6a:  But I wanna be first.

A6a:  That's not a question.  The Q in FAQ stands for question, nimrod.

Q6b:  May I please be first?

A6b:  NO.  Sitting around waiting for someone to die is an odd way of
      passing time.  Perhaps if it's someone rich and you know you're
      mentioned first in the will, and.....

Q6c:  You can't really stop me.

A6c:  No, but we can auto-subscribe you to Louis's alt.talk.royalty 
      postings.

Q6d:  Okay, *one* source says that that someone died.  Is it okay then?

A6d:  NO.  Verify it through another reliable source.  Chat rooms, gossip
      newsgroups, National Enquirer and your drinking buddy's friend of a
      friend of a distance relative of the person don't really count. 
        
Q7:   Is there a lot of etiquette stuff?

A7:   No.  Just try to abide by the above and knock yourself out.

Q8:   Did ya hear the one about Pop 'n' Fresh meeting his maker?

A8:   Uh, yes.

Last Modified 11/13/00


Back to DeadPool Main Page
Back to Jim's Main Page