1998 Dead Pool Correspondence

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Feb 1 Update
Mar 1 Update
Apr 1 Helicopter Crash
Apr 1 Update
May 1 Update
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Hi!

The final results for 1997 are

Chris	$37
MattS	$37
JG	$36

a 3-way tie for first with three stiffs each. Since I failed to specify a tiebreak, the money is being split three ways. That won't be the case in 98 where ties are broken by youngest stiff among tied participants.

The 1998 dead pool draft was a booming success. Combining it with the wedding rehearsal dinner brought in lots of new blood. We have 19 participants for 98 -- a prize fund of $380! For those of you who sent me checks months ago, I'll be cashing them next week.

Here are the lineups for the 1998 JG dead pool. Tom Martineau won the drawing of cocktail napkins and made Barry Goldwater the #1 pick. The rest of the lineups are listed in picking order, i.e. Ron got 2nd pick, etc until Amy and Jane picked Robert Downey Jr. and Marlon Brando with the 15th and 16th picks, thereby reversing the order for even numbered rounds.

The 1998 Head-in-the-Sand prize was unanimously awarded to MattG and Denny who combined wits to spend their 4th round pick on dead commy two-timer Francois Mitterand. There may be some other dead folx on here, let me know. Also, any spelling errors please let me know.

Feb 1 Update

The standings so far:


   Jim Geary 			1
   Carole Miller		1
   Christina O'Sullivan		1

   Mike Baker 			0
   Chris Browner		0
   John Clements		0
   Maureen Delgado 		0
   Carolyn Ewald		0
   Liz Franks 			0
   Jane Geary 			0 + epsilon
   Matt George & Dennis Geary 	0
   Cason Lane 			0
   Aaron Long 			0
   Tom Martineau		0
   Ron Pettit 			0
   Alan Robertazzi		0
   Matt Savoca 			0
   Amy Wattley & Jane Taylor 	0
   Allan White 			0

For you math weinies, that's avg =.157895, sd = .374634.

Well, the groundhog saw his shadow, and you know what that means -- 6 more weeks of death, death, and, hopefully, more death. The draft format has been a big success, with the bodies strewn across January like cheap perfume on a White House intern.

Mae Questel, Carl Perkins, and Jack Lord checked out, but did they leave the world a little better place than the one they entered?

Controversy erupted in January as MSNBC legal analyst Jay Monahan succumbed to cancer. The controversy? On Draft Night, one Jane Dolter -- a mere 19 hours away from becoming Jane Geary -- almost picked him. Almost in that she didn't know his name or occupation, but did know he was "Katie Couric's husband." The unsympathetic moderator gave the big thumbs-down based in no small part on the fact that when picking names for a contest, it's a good idea to KNOW THE FUCKING NAME OF THE PERSON YOU'RE PICKING. Draft night opinion was generally split along partisan gender lines, with the notable exception of one Dennis Geary, champion of the downtrod and knownothingists. Quoth Jane: "I married the wrong Geary."

Happy Birthday to Carole who turned xysti last month! It's hard to believe someone with one foot in the grave was hip enough to pick Saul Bellow AND Todd Bridges. Here's to outliving the entire cast of Different Strokes!

For the second time in a year, Pope John Paul II tempted dead pool fate by appearing in public with another popular selection, this time Fidel Castro. After successfully jammin with Dylan at the Vatican last year, he flew off to Cuba to smoke cigars and talk beisbol with el Presidente. The Pope, always known as an accomplished linguist, showed that despite the loss of a step, his mind is as sharp as ever, addressing the crowds in their native tongue: "Yo quiero tacobell."

Til next month,

JG (avoiding lightning at all costs)

Mar 1 Update

The standings as of Mar 1st are:

Jim Geary 			2

Maureen Delgado 		1
Tom Martineau 			1
Carole Miller 			1
Christina O'Sullivan 		1

Mike Baker 			0
Chris Browner 			0
John Clements 			0
Carolyn Ewald 			0
Liz Franks 			0
Jane Geary 			0
Matt George & Dennis Geary 	0
Cason Lane 			0
Aaron Long 			0
Ron Pettit 			0
Alan Robertazzi 		0
Matt Savoca 			0
Amy Wattley & Jane Taylor 	0
Allan White 			0

February recorded the deaths of Carl Wilson, Harry Caray, and Henny Youngman.

Saddam Hussein dodged another bullet by signing the formalised worthless accord proffered to him. I say, f*** him, drop the bombs anyway just for p***ing us off. While were at it, bomb France, those stinky ingrateful f*****s. And who the h*** is Russia to talk tough with us? Their country is on the brink of implosion and they're threatening us??? And how bout those ingrateful Saudi p****s not letting us put landing strips on their "soil." We should have let Saddam f*** them up the a**, just like he did Kuwait. How soon they forget. Anyway, I'll be eligible to run for prez in 2004; start thinking American hegemony. But I digress....

Putative dead body, Arthur C Clarke, became the latest in a long line of science-fiction authors to be knighted for his work. Steadfastly denying rumours that he moved to Sri Lanka to bugger little boys, he was last seen showing his knighthood to his "valet" Rammi.

Grandpa Jones died in February. Sorry Matt and Dennis, right concept, wrong HeeHawer.

Pro wrestler Jeff Spiccoli died in February due to drug overdose.
Bummer dude.

The 97 year old Queen Mother looked like she was headed to the glue factory when she broke her hip, but was out of the hospital in two weeks, a world-class recovery for an injury that usually proves fatal in a few months due to pneumonia or ascarides for those older than dirt -- tough break, John. Nice run-on sentence, Jim.

On Sunday February 15th, JG went to the Mason Jar in Phoenix to shake hands with a real live dead pick, Buddy Miles. I didn't get the chance to explain to him all the finer details of a dead pool, but I'll say this: He weighed about 400 pounds, walked with a cane, and needed two bouncers to help him step up a six-inch drum riser. He never ventured out of 4/4 time, and never launched into a fill. Not exactly a virtuoso performance. After he deliberated through four songs (one ballad), he turned over the skins to his "backup" drummer, and plopped his ass down on a reinforced chair to bleat out a little rhythm guitar for one last song, and he was outta there. "Everybody out there who thinks I got one foot in the grave, give me a fuck yah!"

As always, complete DP information can be found at: DEADMAIN.HTM

Dead Pool Quiz: Find the 5 Dead Pool draftees whose names were
secretly anagrammed into words in the above text.
Example: ASCERTAINS = ISAAC STERN.
First one to find all five, or person with the most correct
answers will be celebrated in these pages next month.

JG

Apr 1 Helicopter Crash

RENO (AP) -- Washoe County officials reported Tuesday evening the
crash of a helicopter in the Sierra Nevada mountains west of Truckee, 
on the California border. The helicopter was believed to have been 
carrying entertainers Roy Clark, Dale Evans and Willie Nelson along 
with a few lead crew members back from a private party at which they 
had performed Tuesday evening for the Santa Clara-based Netscape Corp. 
to their regularly scheduled "American Legends" concert which runs 
Wednesdays through Sundays at the Reno Hilton Palladium in Reno, Nevada.  

	 National Transportation Safety Board investigator Rafi Pollos
said the agency had yet to specify the cause of the crash, but Washoe
County spokeswoman Lisa Polfor speculated that inclement weather 
reducing visibility in the dangerous Sierra Nevada mountains may have 
been a factor.

	A local mountain goat farmer, Flo Polaris described the scene
for the Reno Gazette.  "It was raining somethin(g) fierce, just like 
it has all winter on account of El Nino they say, and I was tryin(g)
to round up my lot of goats into the barn.  Then all of a sudden I 
heard a noise like a backhoe with a gopher caught in the rotor 'cept'n 
louder than the thunder and lightnin(g) even.  I looked up in the 
Southeast sky over Potter's Pass, and I see this helicopter flyin(g) 
real close to the ground like.  Well, I didn't think it was gonna get 
over Stover's Bluff, cuz'n it was flyin(g) right at it.  Then at the 
last minute, it pulls up, but it weren't (sic) in time and the front 
skid caught an outcropping.  The helicopter spun around real fast, 
the tail hit the bluff, and then the front part bounced back and 
smashed into the rock makin(g) a huge ball of fire.  Ain't no way 
anyone survived that.  Even one of my goats expired, probably on 
account of shock from the noise.  Somebody's gonna have to pay for 
that."

	Reno Hilton communications director, Sofia Proll issued the 
following statement: "If the reports we have are true, our prayers go 
out to the families of the performers and crew.  I'm sure if they were 
alive, that they would be the first to insist that the show must go 
on. At this time, we are pleased to announce that we have made 
arrangements to continue the 'American Legends' tradition that these 
great performers have established.  Beginning Thursday evening, the 
'American Legends' show will resume with newly signed performers 
Boxcar Willie, Freddy Fender, and Dee Snider, singing the songs
America sings.  Showtimes are at 8 and 11 p.m."

Apr 1 Update

Standings as of April 1:


Two Dead People

Jim Geary                        (51)
Tom Martineau                    (83)

One Cold Body:

Carole Miller                    (77)   
Liz Franks                       (77)
Christina O'Sullivan             (89)
Maureen Delgado                  (91)
Matt George & Dennis Geary       (94)

0 Stiffs And Tied For Eighth:

Mike Baker
Chris Browner
John Clements
Carolyn Ewald
Jane Geary
Cason Lane
Aaron Long
Ron Pettit
Alan Robertazzi
Matt Savoca
Amy Wattley & Jane Taylor
Allan White
(Tiebreaker age in parentheses)

March recorded the deaths of Lloyd(don't burn no) Bridges, Dr. Benjamin (don't call me mister) Spock, and Bella (don't call me bug) Abzug.

I'm not sure who was older upon death, Jack Lord or Bella Abzug, so if prize money is on the line in December, I'll do the research.

...

It turns out that the earlier helicopter crash reports may not have been completely accurate. Surprisingly, all the sources' quoted in the article names have the same anagram...

...

Speaking of anagrams, Dennis (unix-macros-rule) Geary won the celebrity anagram contest from last month's letter:

ascarides = SID CAESAR
formalised = FIDEL RAMOS 
deliberated = EDDIE ALBERT
authors = SUHARTO
launched =  LE DUC ANH
...

Larry Hagman looked fine in Primary Colors. Sorry Tom.

Fernando Porsche the nth died last month. Sorry Cason, wrong auto mogul.

Nelson Mandela seemed in good health as he told Bill C where he could stick his trade advice. Sorry Mike.

John Glenn is going back into space. Unsure if that's a thumbs up or thumbs down for Amy and Jane. Does Martin Marietta still do the booster rockets?

Till next month,

JG

May 1 Update

Greetings Deadpool enthusiasts,

Mike Baker delivered the 1-2 punch in late April as James Earl Ray and Pol Pot decided to book a companion fun fare to hell. Mike moves into second place on tie break over Tom:

Two Dead People

Jim Geary                        (51)
Mike Baker                       (70)
Tom Martineau                    (83)

One Dead People

Carole Miller                    (77y 22d)      
Liz Franks                       (77y 250d)
Aaron Long                       (84)
Christina O'Sullivan             (89)
Maureen Delgado                  (91)
Matt George & Dennis Geary       (94)

Zero Dead People

Chris Browner
John Clements
Carolyn Ewald
Jane Geary
Cason Lane
Ron Pettit
Alan Robertazzi
Matt Savoca
Amy Wattley & Jane Taylor
Allan White
Also dying in April was writer Octavio Paz, along with Jim's bankroll at the World Series of Poker. As you can see the tie break for Jack Lord and Bella Abzug is now listed in days. Hopefully no one else exactly 70 will die as I've yet to see an exact birthday for Pol Pot. Around the Horn:

  • Private note to Amy: The helicopter crash thing was a joke. Roy Clark is alive and well, performing six nights a week in Tahoe.

  • Several jazz musicians died in April, tho none of them were Lionel Hampton, Barney Kessel, Horace Silver or Dave Navarro.

  • Gene Sarazen belied his 96 years as he made the ceremonial first shot at the Masters, driving the ball almost thirteen feet off the blue tees. His partner, Byron Nelson, was near death the night before, but made a miraculous recovery to outshine even Sarazen, hitting the ball at least sixteen feet.

  • Quentin Crisp gave a reading in Phoenix in April. From the review: "Excellent. Quentin Crisp is easily the most vibrant 89-year old in America." Sorry Justy.

  • Wrong raghead terrorist, Jimbo, but the world is still a better place:

    CNN - Hamas Palestinian security forces Wednesday (April 1) identified a Palestinian man killed in a car bomb explosion earlier this week as the top Hamas fugitive in the West Bank. The fugitive, Mohiyedine Sharif, is believed to have masterminded a series of suicide bombings in Israel, including two in Jerusalem in July and September 1997.

  • So close, yet so far:

    CNN - A waiter with a loaded pistol was grabbed by Secret Service agents at a restaurant where (Gerald) Ford was dining Sunday (April 26) night. No threat was made and no one was injured. Rama Djongalaj, 38, of New York was carrying the loaded .38-caliber pistol, police spokesman Robert Samuel said. "No attempt was made on the former president's life," Samuel said. "The Secret Service had information that a waiter was carrying a loaded weapon." Samuel said Djongalaj was carrying the unlicensed gun because he was "distraught" about another matter, but could not provide any details.

    Sorry Cason. Maybe you shoulda picked Carter who has dismissed his Secret Service protection.

    Til next month!

    JG

    June 1 Update

    Tom picks up two more dead bodies in May with the deaths of Marjory Stoneman Douglas and Barry Goldwater. He is now destroying the pool:

    Lapping The Field With Four
    
    Tom Martineau                    (83)
    
    Two Dead People
    
    Jim Geary                        (51)
    Mike Baker                       (70)
    
    One Cold Body
    
    Carole Miller                    (77y 22d)      
    Liz Franks                       (77y 250d)
    Ron Pettit                       (82)
    Aaron Long                       (84)
    Christina O'Sullivan             (89)
    Maureen Delgado                  (91)
    Matt George & Dennis Geary       (94)
    
    0 Stiffs And Tied For Eleventh
    
    Chris Browner
    John Clements
    Carolyn Ewald
    Jane Geary
    Cason Lane
    Alan Robertazzi
    Matt Savoca
    Amy Wattley & Jane Taylor
    Allan White
    

    Ron also picked up his first scalp with the death of some singer guy. Bob Hope now stands as the earliest draft pick still breathing. He laid low for his 95th birthday party, but word on the street was he had Brooke over for a little afternoon cake.

  • As if killing off two more picks wasn't enough, Tom celebrates May with the birth of his first baby, Kasey Marie Martineau. He said it was the happiest moment of his life since his local cable provider picked up Nick-at-Nite.

  • Strength and wellwishes to Cason who, prompted by the premature death of Marjory Stoneman Douglas, quit smoking cold turkey in May. If Cason keeps overcoming these vices, he won't be able to out all his celebrity-detox friends in future pools. Chip shmipp, have a cold one on me. Mo, you're next.

  • Pianist Van Cliburn collapsed on stage this evening during a performance of Rachmaninoff's 2nd Piano Concerto. He was rushed from the Bass Auditorium in Texas and was given oxygen. No other details available. He didn't die, but is expected to be portrayed by Geoffrey Rush in an upcoming film, thereby jumpstarting a nonexistent career.

  • JG pick, Vinny the Chin Gigante, was featured on 60 Minutes last night, looking positively alzheimerserific in his bathrobe and shock of unkempt hair. Time will tell.

  • Cancer survivor and former fatboy Rostenkowski talked about his time in prison. To pass the time, he read books and watched his former colleagues on C-SPAN while losing 50 pounds. "I shrank physically and grew mentally while incarcerated." Tough break, Mike.

    And finally, Francois Mitterand is still dead.

    JG

    July 1 Update

    Well, the dog days of summer have hit with no deaths in June. The standings remain unchanged:

    Four
    
    Tom Martineau                    (83)
    
    Two 
    
    Jim Geary                        (51)
    Mike Baker                       (70)
    
    One 
    
    Carole Miller                    (77y 22d)      
    Liz Franks                       (77y 250d)
    Ron Pettit                       (82)
    Aaron Long                       (84)
    Christina O'Sullivan             (89)
    Maureen Delgado                  (91)
    Matt George & Dennis Geary       (94)
    
    Zero
    
    Chris Browner
    John Clements
    Carolyn Ewald
    Jane Geary
    Cason Lane
    Alan Robertazzi
    Matt Savoca
    Amy Wattley & Jane Taylor
    Allan White
    
    
    With the year now half over, it's time for some of you to be prepping those lists for 99..

    JaneG almost got her first hit with Bob Hope, as he was officially dead for an hour on Friday June 5th. A copy editor at the AP Web Site inadvertantly posted his obituary when she should have been merely editing it. A member of Congress saw the post and honored him on the floor of the House. After that, the rest of the world ran with it. By the time the error was corrected, deadpools across the net had been completely hosed. Fortunately, your feckless leader was in New Mexico at the time, where to date they have no television or print news coverage, thus allowing him to stand aside oblviously while the whole mess played itself out.

    In the too bad so sad roundup:

    Former L.A. mayor Sam Yorty died June 5th. Sorry Mike, wrong former L.A. mayor.

    Nigerian ruler Sani Abacha died June 8th. Sorry Al, wrong African strongman.

    Theresa Merritt, who starred in the sitcom That's My Mama, and played Ma Rainey in August Wilson's Ma Rainey's Black Bottom, among other B'way shows, died of skin cancer June 12th, at age 75. Sorry Matt, a near miss with Mabel King.

    Andy Capp scribbler Reg Smythe died June 13th. Sorry Aaron, Ron and Christina, wrong penmen.

    Former Houston Oilers defensive lineman Glenn Montgomery succumbed to Lou Gehrig's disease June 30th less than a year after being diagnosed despite the common wisdom that diagnosis usually means a 2-5 year life expectancy. Sorry Allan, wrong ALS sufferer.

    And finally...

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - June 25- Johnny Cash strode across a stage for the first time since his brush with death, and then thanked his fans for helping him pull through. Accompanied by wild cheering, Cash walked onstage Wednesday at historic Ryman Auditorium - former home to the Grand Ole Opry - while Kris Kristofferson was performing his song "Sunday Morning Coming Down" that was a hit for Cash in 1970. The two finished the song together, then embraced. "He didn't do that at the sound check," Kristofferson said, wiping away tears. Cash, 66, said he nearly died from pneumonia in November, shortly after he announced he had Shy-Drager syndrome. It is a progressive nervous-system disorder that can cause blackouts, tremors, muscle stiffness and slow movement. "This is the first stage I've walked on since last October," Cash said. He said his doctors had done all they could do when he suddenly rebounded. "People had prayer groups on the Internet for me, and I believe it was prayers that pulled me through."

    Darn Internet. Sorry Liz.

    JG

    August 1 Update

    The standings are:

    Tom Martineau                    4 (83)
    Jim Geary                        2 (51)
    Mike Baker                       2 (70)
    Liz Franks                       2 (77y 250d)
    Ron Pettit                       2 (82)
    Carole Miller                    1 (77y 22d)      
    Aaron Long                       1 (84)
    Christina O'Sullivan             1 (89)
    Maureen Delgado                  1 (91)
    Matt George & Dennis Geary       1 (94)
    
    Zilch:
    
    Chris Browner
    John Clements
    Carolyn Ewald
    Jane Geary
    Cason Lane
    Alan Robertazzi
    Matt Savoca
    Amy Wattley & Jane Taylor
    Allan White
    
    
    July saw the deaths of
    Roy Rogers, Robert Young and the US soccer movement.

    Lionel Hampton showed no sign of dying soon at his 90th birthday party July 24th. Prez Clinton serenaded him on saxophone, at one point belting a note for a Kennedy Center record 237 seconds. Asked later by Ken Starr how he did it, he replied, "I didn't inhale."

    Don Knotts is having streets named after him. Can it be much longer? Nip it in the bud.

    Jane T, if you get this email, please respond as you've been bouncing the last month.

    George Wallace checked into a hospital for the second time in as many months, but apparently is doing well. Same story for King Fahd. Quit jerking our chains guys.

    Short report this month. Be sure to follow all the exciting action at the North American Scrabble Championships starting Sunday August 9th.
    http://www.scrabble-assoc.com/tourneys/1998/nsc/

    JG

    September 1 Update

    Standings as of Sept 1, 1998:

    Tom Martineau                    4 (83)
    Jim Geary                        2 (51)
    Mike Baker                       2 (70)
    Liz Franks                       2 (77y 250d)
    Ron Pettit                       2 (82)
    Maureen Delgado                  2 (84)
    Carole Miller                    1 (77y 22d)
    Aaron Long                       1 (84)
    Christina O'Sullivan             1 (89)
    Matt George & Dennis Geary       1 (94)
    Cason Lane                       0.7
    Alan Robertazzi                  0.3
    Jane Geary                       0.2
    Chris Browner                    0.1
    John Clements                    0.1
    Carolyn Ewald                    0.1
    Matt Savoca                      0.1
    Amy Wattley & Jane Taylor        0.1
    Allan White                      0.1
    

    The only change was Maureen moving up a little bit with the death of: E.G. Marshall. Various sources list his age has 84 and 88. I am going to go with the AP version of 84.

    The year is 2/3 over. I have filled in some details for the 1999 pool on my web site. There will be a Dec 31st draft party at the Geary house.
    === Advertisement - projected high temp 75 ===
    For those not attending, JG recommends bigger lists as there will probably be more than 19 (but no more than 30) entrants next year. Still mulling some sort of real-time web based draft. Will gladly listen to implementation suggestions.

    Picks in the news in August:

    8/18/98
    Al R's boutique pick of Laurent Kabila is in the news, and things don't look good:
    The call for more soldiers comes with Kabila's whereabouts unknown and his military disintegrating. One of his most important battalions -- the Zulu Battalion -- defected to the rebel side, according to a former military intelligence officer with close ties to the government.

    8/20/98
    In a followup to the Mossad trying to blow off Khaled Mashaal's head:
    JG's ears perked up watching McNeil Lehrer as guest experts commenting on the missile strikes in Afghanistan and Sudan opined that JG pick ABU NIDAL should be next on Clinton's list of terrorist Tomahawk targets. Nothing like a pissed off president taking aim at your dead pool list.
    Next year, Ken Starr.

    8/26/98
    Ted Williams turned 80 this week. Featured in this week's Sports Illustrated, he seemed active as ever. Sorry, Ron.

    8/30/98
    This just in..
    August 30, 1998 CAIRO, Egypt (CNN) --
    Unconfirmed reports in recent days have suggested that one of the world's most wanted terrorists, Sabrial-Banna (known as Abu Nidal), may be hiding in Egypt. Abu Nidal, whose supporters have operated out of Iraq, Syria and Libya, is held responsible for assassinations, hijackings, bombings and commando raids. His organization is blamed for attacks on airports in Rome and Vienna in 1985, an Egyptian airliner hijacking the same year, and the assassination of Abu Iyad, the Palestine Liberation Organization's intelligence chief and one of Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat's closest associates, in 1991.
    -- Lock and load, bud, we're in the kill zone.

    8/31/98
    Today marks the one-year anniversary of the death of Diana. Let's have a moment of reverent silent reflection for everyone's favorite draggle-tailed guttersnipe, formerly princess of Wales, formerly landmine pin-up girl, formerly jet-setting ass peddler, formerly the world's most famous absentee single mother, and definitely formerly among the land of the living. Ding. Ok, return to your regular programming.

    In a related topic,
    Recent stories report that Justy pick, Queen Elizabeth, personally directed the British emissary to go to the hospital to confirm there were no royal jewels on Di's cold dead body. Kharmic payback's a bitch, QE. JG advises staying indoors.

    8/31/98
    Francois Mitterand is still dead.

    JG

    October 1 Update

    Standings as of Oct 1, 1998:

    Tom Martineau                    4 (83)
    Mike Baker                       3 (70)
    Jim Geary                        2 (51)
    Liz Franks                       2 (77y 250d)
    Ron Pettit                       2 (82)
    Aaron Long                       2 (84y 137d)
    Maureen Delgado                  2 (84y 77d)
    Carole Miller                    1 (77y 22d)
    Jane Geary                       1 (79)
    Christina O'Sullivan             1 (89)
    Matt George & Dennis Geary       1 (94)
    Cason Lane                       0
    Alan Robertazzi                  0
    Chris Browner                    0
    John Clements                    0
    Carolyn Ewald                    0
    Matt Savoca                      0
    Amy Wattley & Jane Taylor        0
    Allan White                      0
    

    September deaths: Akira Kurosawa, George Wallace, Tom Bradley.

    September news:

    9/2/98
    African strongman Laurent Kabila resurfaced today at a conference for "non-aligned" nations in Durban, South Africa. The conference itself tested deadpool synchronicity by gathering picks Kabila, Mandela and Arafat in the same room. Just one smart bomb...

    9/3/98
    Paul Harvey celebrated his 80th birthday by playing 36 at the Wigwam in West Phoenix, and was seen til midnight at Jets in Scottsdale. Sorry, Chris.

    9/7/98
    Jerry Lewis's ticker looked strong as he went the distance for yet another MDA telethon. Sorry, Tom. Just as an aside, no picking disease poster children modulo Liza Minelli. Next year's rules will contain an amendment that says you must be famous for something other than getting sick. That eliminates poster children, cancer-stricken hack writers (Boston Globe I think it was -- gee, their columnists sure are in the news a lot), and AIDS researches bitten by their pet monkey.

    9/24/98
    Allan White writes:

    Further, concerning Matt and Dennis' pick of Bill Cullen 
    (born 2-18-1920 and died 7-7-1990 at the age of 70).  
    Consult 20,000 Celebrity Birthdays web page to confirm. 

    Um, that's three pre-deaded bodies for the glimmer twin brain trust (so far).

    9/30/98
    Once again, JG's #1 pick for the following year bites it. This time Dan Quisenberry. Diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor January 12th, he was a dog to make it to Dec 31st but at least he didn't take the puss way out and off himself ala last years model, Brian Keith.

    Til next month..

    JG

    November 1 Update

    Standings as of 11/1/98:

    Four
    
    Tom Martineau                    (83)
    
    Three
    
    Mike Baker                       (70)
    
    Two
    
    Jim Geary                        (51)
    Carole Miller                    (70y 16d)
    Liz Franks                       (77y 250d)
    Ron Pettit                       (82)
    Maureen Delgado                  (84y 77d)
    Aaron Long                       (84y 137d)
    
    One
    
    Jane Geary                       (79)   
    Christina O'Sullivan             (89)
    Matt Savoca                      (91+?)
    Alan Robertazzi                  (91+?)
    Matt George & Dennis Geary       (94)
    
    Zero
    
    Chris Browner
    John Clements
    Carolyn Ewald
    Cason Lane
    Allan White
    Amy Wattley & Jane Taylor (but with one of their picks currently off the planet)
    

    Dying in October were: Gene Autry, Roddy McDowall, and Clark Clifford.

    Death and dying news for October:

    10/8
    WASHINGTON (AP) -- New drugs helped reduced the number of AIDS deaths by 47 percent last year, dropping the disease from the 10 leading causes of death. HHS Secretary Donna Shalala said the decline in AIDS deaths was due primarily to the highly effective new combination protease inhibitors.

    10/12
    ALMATY, Kazakhstan (CNN) -- Doctors on Monday ordered Russian President Boris Yeltsin to cut short his trip to Central Asia for health reasons, and he agreed to return home a day early, according to aides who said Yeltsin was suffering from a cold. His doctor was quoted as saying Yeltsin has bronchitis, a slight fever and is being treated with antibiotics.

    10/16
    The "greatest living basball player," Joe Dimaggio, is in a Florida hospital battling Pneunonia. The hospital refuses comment but says he will not be able to make it to the opening of the World Series at Yankee Stadium.

    10/22
    TOKYO (AP) -- Mayumi Miyawaki, a popular Japanese architect known for his designs of modern housing, died Wednesday of pharyngeal cancer. He was 62. Sorry Jane & John, wrong architect.

    10/27
    MOSCOW (CNN) -- Russian President Boris Yeltsin checked into a sanatorium Tuesday, a day after doctors ordered him to cancel a trip to Austria because of high blood pressure and extreme fatigue. He's just jerkin' Matt's chain.

    10/29
    EARTH -- John Glenn successfully launched aboard the Space Shuttle Discovery today, narrowly averting the projected 1 in 250 chance of disaster (The Challenger was booked at 25:1 when it went). Sorry Amy n Jane.

    DP Survey synopsis:
    - most everyone is planning on playing again next year!
    - having the party on the 31st will maximize attendance, accomodations are being made for stragglers.
    - one out-of-towner has already booked passage to the shindig, and Christina is contemplating but she will only come if snob beer is served. MattS, that's your department; JG will only spring for a pony of Old Style.
    - most out-of-towners aren't interested in participating interactively, so I'll table this one for the future.
    - I expanded the waiting list to 40, tho I still expect no more than 25 unique entries. I've now added future participants for whom I have addresses to this mailing list.

    More information can be gleaned at (DELETED LINK) .

    Less than two months til the 99 draft! Get to work!

    JG

    December 1 Update

    Standings as of 12/1/98:

    First With Four
    
    1) Tom Martineau                    (83)
    
    Second With Three
    
    2) Mike Baker                       (70)
    3) Ron Pettit                       (82)
    
    Two Dead People
    
    4) Jim Geary                        (51)
    5) Carole Miller                    (70y 16d)
    6) Liz Franks                       (77y 250d)
    7) Maureen Delgado                  (84y 77d)
    8) Aaron Long                       (84y 137d)
    9) Alan Robertazzi                  (91y 288d)
    
    One Cold Body
    
    10) Jane Geary                      (79)   
    11) Christina O'Sullivan            (89)
    12) Matt Savoca                     (91y 3d)
    13) Matt George & Dennis Geary      (94)
    
    0 Stiffs And Tied For Fourteenth
    
    Chris Browner
    John Clements
    Carolyn Ewald
    Cason Lane
    Amy Wattley & Jane Taylor
    Allan White
    
    Dying in November were Bob Kane and Weeb Ewbank.

    News for November:

    Nov1st
    Presidential spokesman Dmitry Yakushkin says Boris Yeltsin is undergoing "a course of restoration treatment." at the Barvikha sanatorium in Moscow. The length of his stay depends on the treatment scheduled.

    Nov4th
    Deadpool synchronicity was tested yet again when a Nobel Peace Prize convention brought the Dalai Lama and Bishop Tutu together. The Dalai pulled the bishop's hat down over his eyes and Tutu said, "you're a bad man." I'm not making this up. "so I say hey Dali, how bout a little somethin for the effort?" -- ?anyone, anyone?

    Nov5th
    Boris Yeltsin insists he does not have any serious health problems and will serve out his tenure

    Nov6th
    Joe Dimaggio needs to stay in the hospital for "just a bit more."

    Nov7th
    John Glenn orbits and lands. Godspeed Amy n JaneT.

    Nov8th
    "Joe Dimaggio not dying," says close friend.

    Nov8th
    Sixty Minutes airs another piece on JG pick, Vinny "the Chin" Gigante. The alleged mob boss allegedly suffering from debilitating illness was shown doing his bathrobe act wandering the streets of little Italy feebly. The undercover camera shows him glacier-like slowly crossing the street. All of a sudden, oncoming traffic picks up, and he hauls ass out of there. Oops.

    Nov9th
    Boris Yeltsin "resting" at the Black Sea resort of Sochy.

    Nov10th
    Joe Dimaggio needs "just a few more weeks" in hospital despite earlier plans to have already left.

    Nov13th
    At the brink of war, the U.S. once again lets Saddam Hussein off the hook. Sorry Allan. Leon Lett looked pretty good the other day too. Better luck in 99..

    Nov14th
    Albert Frey, an architect who designed the landmark Tramway Oasis gas station, died Saturday. He was 95. Frey, internationally recognized as a modernist pioneer... Jane and John, once again, wrong architect.

    Nov16th
    Sixties Blactivist Stokely Carmichael died. Sorry MikeB, wrong socialist crook with prostate cancer.

    Nov17th
    Esther Rolle of Maude and Good Times fame died at 78. Sorry MattS. Once again, wrong black matriarch from a 70s sitcom. The good news is the other ones are starting to run out.

    Nov18th
    Joe DiMaggio's cardiologist is saying that DiMaggio once again "appears on his way to recovery."

    Nov19th
    Yeltsin cancels forthcoming trip to India.

    Nov20th
    Yeltsin re-hospitalized.

    Nov21st
    Joe DiMaggio has lung cancer.

    Nov22nd
    Joe DiMaggio has heart attack.

    Nov22nd
    Sixty minutes features its 2nd DPer this month with Jack Kevorkian offing someone on national television. Promises suicidal hunger strike if incarcerated. Maybe he'll get a cell with Vinny Gigante....

    Nov23rd
    Yeltsin "ok."

    Nov24th
    DiMaggio's attorney Tuesday morning denied that the Hall of Fame centerfielder had suffered a heart attack or was gravely ill.

    Nov25th
    Dr. Earl Barron, the lead physician treating Hall of Fame baseball player Joe DiMaggio, confirmed today that DiMaggio had surgery to remove a cancerous tumor from his right lung last month, two days after he entered the hospital.

    Nov25th
    Kevorkian charged with murder.

    Nov25th
    Joe DiMaggio got good news for his 84th birthday Wednesday -- he's improving steadily and could be removed from intensive care by the end of the day. "The prognosis for his recovery is good," said Dr. Earl Barron, the lead doctor on a team of six physicians who have been treating the Hall of Fame outfielder in Florida

    Nov27th
    Joe DiMaggio developed a serious lung infection, his second since having lung surgery to remove a cancerous tumour.

    Nov29th
    6:00 AM Monday, Joe DiMaggio's infection is "under control."

    Nov30th
    DiMaggio stable after weekend lung infection.

    Info on the 1999 Pool:

    (DELETED LINK)

    Official Party Info:

    NewYearsEve/DeadPool/GearyHousewarming/BabyDebut Party

    Time & Place:

    Chez Geary
    Glendale, AZ 85306

    Thursday Dec 31st 1998. 8pm-whenever

    Draft to commence promptly at 9pm!!!
    Do not be late!!!

    Snacks, Potables Potent and Otherwise will be served.

    There will be a special Dead Pool DJ.

    Driving/flying directions available upon request.

    Pickup truck shuttle available for out-of-towners flying in to Phoenix. So far, it looks like we have at least one out of stater and two semi-out-of-country'ers making the trek! Let's all come and give them a big Phoenix welcome! Plus according to my wife, who never takes a controversial stand on anything, you have somewhat of a moral obligation to attend as it wouldn't be fair for three attendees who travel thousands of miles to try and juggle 30 of the locals' lists.

    Format:

    DPFORMAT.HTM

    Eligibility Rules:

    DPCELEBS.HTM

    Prize Allocation and List of Entrants:

    (DELETED LINK)

    Those who don't know how or have access to surfing the web can email me, and I will forward you a copy of the above pages.

    If you are not attending the party you can mail me your entry fee with lists of email the list later. But don't put it off!

    Look forward to a bangup year in 1999!

    JG

    Super secret note to MattG & Dennis:

    .daed si artaniS knarF

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