Things You Don't Hear

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:

10. Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. Your ex-girlfriend wants to come along? Why, sure!
3. I am sooooo glad Brad Pitt is finally getting married.
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY

10. Barry Manilow? Dude is the bomb.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her breasts are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gets me all hot and bothered.
4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2. To hell with Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.


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