A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She tells him that she lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies. The driver agrees. But, the nun explains, she can t have sex with anyone who is married because that would be a sin. The drive says No problem; I m not married . The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she ll have to take it in the ass. The driver agrees again. Being the only people on the bus, they go to the back bench and take care of business. When they re done, and he has resumed driving, the driver says, Sister, I have a confession to make. I am married and I have three kids. The nun replies That's okay. I have a confession too. My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!
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