Joe Edley wrote:

 BTW:  Another thing that is a factor in slowing our office down:  After the
 MSSC we came back to the office and found it broken into, with Jane's hard
 drive stolen along with our scanner and my (and her) printer.  This has
 impeded some of our work.  The ratings records and newsletter are not affected.

More and more catalogs are attempting to attract the shopper who has everything with their niche items. Now as Scrabble players, you too have this awesome boutique buying power. While travelling earlier this month, I came into possession of some items that might be of interest to this group. Just 32 shopping days til Christmas.

For sale:

One used printer .... $300
One used scanner .... $150

Blueprint to replace every spelling bee in America with a Scrabble
tournament by 2010.  ....  $2,400

The complete expense report of the 1997 World Scrabble Championship.
Find out how your membership dollars went to pay for SOWPODS elitists
shacking up in world-class digs and eating spinach pies.  .... $1,750

Social Security Numbers of 541 active Scrabblers. .... $541

Copy of Super Secret Agreement between NSA and popular engineer
to create a monopoly on electronic clocks and then leverage that
into the operating system market. .... DOJ, make me an offer.

Original Manuscript of the Forthcoming Blockbuster,
"I Was the Real Brains Behind Williams & Co! - a bodice-ripping
expose"  -- by Anonymous    ....  $20,000 advance 

And for those of you on a budget:

132 never before published issues of Stu Goldman's award-winning
column, "From Bag to Board,"  featuring shocking heretofore
unpublished insights such as "The Zen of Upside-Down Tiles,"
and "Track? Shmack. Show me da jack!"  
.... $100^H^H^H^H $50^H^H^H $20^H^H^H    NOW JUST $10 !

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