Date: Tue, 5 Dec 2000
From: Jim Geary
To: cgp
Subject: ANSWER: JG Scrambled Joke Quiz

Congratulations to Jim Kramer who enters the JG Quiz Hall of Fame!

Jim had the closest to correct solution plus threw in a little smokeblowing in case of a tie. Thanks to the many folks who responded(and endured the two typos with humor). Sorry, no recounts or attempts to discern the will of the people. This seemed to be an appropriate level of difficulty. Thanks to a very nice turnout, I'll try to come up with another one within a few months and up the prize fund a little bit. Honorable mention goes to Michael Turniansky who submitted no less than 37 partial solutions and who might have won had he not fallen for the trick on number 8.

Honor Roll of JG Puzzle Champs

Rosemary's Baby Quiz - Jere Mead
Who Wants to Marry an Insane Genius Quiz - Jane Dolter
Movie Quote Quiz - Lester Schonbrun
Casino Anagrams Quiz - Dennis Geary
Scrambled Joke Quiz - Jim Kramer!

Jim wins a $10 voucher for the JGWSC2001 Wagering Book. (our motto: more fungible than SamTimer coupons!)

*** START SOLUTION ***

1)
A HARD USA (8)
LOCAL MM (7)
RN PICKLE JAR (3)(6)(2)
REPEAL GUINEA (7)(5)

Sadaharu, Malcolm, Cal Ripken Jr., Pauline Reage
3 O's and an X.


2)
COD ROT (6)
12590 (5)
OR YAWN (6)
SNOW LEANER (3)(7)

Doctor, 90125, Norway, New Orleans
3 NOs and a Yes album.


3)
FETAL PERK (5)(4)
JAMS DRY MAVIS (5)(5)(2)
KIT CAVILED (4)(6)
LICK PENIS HAMS (7)(6)

Peter Falk, Sammy Davis Jr., Dick Vitale, Michael Spinks
3 glass eyes and a glass jaw.


4)
ABUT HERB (4)(4)
DEANS DINEROS (5)(7)
CHMN REJONEO (4)(7)
KILL CHIMP NOSE (4)(9)

Babe Ruth, Deion Sanders, John McEnroe, Phil Mickelson
3 guys who hit left handed and one guy who never hit anybody.


5)
A HIT (4)
A NEON TIGER (10)
RIGL (4)
SUN TIME 06 (2)(7)

Thai, Generation, Girl, 60 Minutes
3 My's and one 'our.


6)
HIDE BAG (7)
J' SEW (4)
RELY (4)
UNHAIR MOM (9)

Bighead, Jew's, Lyre, Harmonium
3 harps and a carp.


7)

BUG HER ASS (9)
COT FORM (7)
EASY C (5)
I HOLD YA (7)

Sagebrush, Comfort, Casey, Holiday
3 inn's and an out.


8)
ACING NANA (9)
APE DS (5)
COOLING TYES (11)
OAT TRIP (7)

Giancanna, Spade, scientology, Patriot
3 Sams and a sham.
(don't forget a Patriot is a surface to air missile)


9)
AO NRA (5)
ARTISAN (7)
LOSE COLT (8)
MY CAR AROSE (5)(5)

Aaron, Sinatra, Costello, Oscar Mayer
3 Franks and a Hank.


10)
GRAB LIDS (3)(5)
MACY (1)(1)(1)(1)
PEAR RUT (7)
THE V FINGER (5)(5)

Bad Girls, YMCA, Rapture, Night Fever
3 disco songs and one(Rapture) which while popular in
discos, has rhythmic structures not at all like the 
others, so it defies the strict genre classification
endemic to the downbeat-on-two-and-four throwaways.

ANSWER:

(long version of joke omitted)

What the absent-minded angel said upon her return to heaven:

oh no I left my harp in Sam Franks disco
-- -- - ---- -- ---- -- --- ------ -----
1  2  3 4    5  6    7  8   9      10   

*** END SOLUTION ***

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